Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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