idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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