Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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