I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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