nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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