oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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