big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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