i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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