Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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