I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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