If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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