My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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