It's Friday. Sex?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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