we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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