Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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