the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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