the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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