"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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