if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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