That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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