another moral hangover. fuck.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
