she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize