"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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