he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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