my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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