He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
