After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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