Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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