im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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