You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
