OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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