Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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