He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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