Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Found your dick twin last night
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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