So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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