But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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