When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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