She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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