What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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