STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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