Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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