Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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