Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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