We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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