If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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