those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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