just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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