You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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