i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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