i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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