Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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