i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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