I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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