Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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