If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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